Read This 9 Year Old’s Hilariously Awkward Text Message To New Girlfriend

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Gone are the days when the way which we expressed our infatuation for our class mate was through ‘looking for their trouble’. Now, with modern technology, kids of nowadays are showing us that we are ‘learners’

An elder brother shared screen grabs of the messages between his brother Damion and his new ‘lady’ last week with the caption: ‘My 9 year old brother and his girl are goals tbh’.

Read the absolutely hilarious exchange after the cut

The little boy starts off playing it very cool, responding to the girl’s question: ‘so r we together’ with ‘I don’t care it’s your choice.’

Read This 9 Year Old's Hilariously Awkward Text Message To New Girlfriend 1

But, she’s not convinced. She presses him, ‘so we r??’ Damion decides to stop playing games and replies: ‘Yes because I want to be and I do too.’

Things escalate pretty quickly after that. ‘Do you love me??….???????’ she asks (this girl is all about the questions) to which he answers simply: ‘yes’. For real.

Read This 9 Year Old's Hilariously Awkward Text Message To New Girlfriend 1

And it seems Damion can’t keep his feelings hidden any longer. He tells her ‘imma try bring a dollar or two’ to school tomorrow to buy her some ice cream.(women have been making men spend money since time immemorial. Lmao!)

Oh, and he’s about to work on his six pack. At nine years. Issokay.

Read This 9 Year Old's Hilariously Awkward Text Message To New Girlfriend 1

And the unending declarations of love pour forth…

‘Love u’.
‘Love you too’.
‘Love u more babe….’
‘No coz I love you more than the galaxy’.

Read This 9 Year Old's Hilariously Awkward Text Message To New Girlfriend 1

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