It’s widely understood but seldom said: Men love women. We do. We love making them laugh. We love their bodies and their smiles. We love the way they dance and the way they walk, and the gracefulness they bring to even the most mundane, everyday chores.
We smile when they’re happy and do our best to comfort them when they’re not. Which probably goes a long way toward understanding how we put up with the crazy things they do. (Why they put up with us, on the other hand, is a total mystery.) So here are 10t hings women do that drive us crazy
10. STEALS YOUR FOOD
Na the least of the issue be this. You go carry babe enter restaurant, adjust your eye glasses, look menu finish come order for pounded yam and afang soup. Then you go turn look your babe ask her “Honey, you no go place your own order?”
The babe go just bone tell you say her belle dey full. Omo, na so person go dey happy for mind say him go chop tight but that na dream. The moment food land, your babe go come closer to you, look the meat, fish, kpomo, snail and okporoko wey dey the soup. “Honey, are you going to eat those?” She go pick one meat. Next thing na to wash her follow you chop the whole food.
This no be love, na confirm reducing of ration. Make una stop am abeg.